Some jokes you can't stop laughing about

1. There were 2 cavemen, Og and Gee.
    Og: Why  do we always eat sloths ?
    Gee: Because 'fast' food is bad for health.

2. Why did the man cut a hole in his umbrella?
     So he could see when it stops raining.

3. Why was Cinderella bad at football?
    Because her coach was a pumpkin.

4. Why was the thirsty alien on the internet?
    He was looking for the space bar (spacebar)

5. When does the sun rise ?
    When the moon sets.

6. Why was the Egyptian kid worried ?
    Because his dad was a mummy.

7. Once Mr. Grumpy went to buy a TV.
    Shopkeeper: This TV is so good that it can do half of your work for you
    Grumpy: In that case I will take two of them.

8. The kid asks his brother,
    Kid: Why can't I buy these toy shaped cookies?
    Brother: Because, on every single carton, it is written "Do Not Swallow"

9. What is a cow's favorite drink?
    Moose (mousse)

10. Where do computers dance?
       Disk-o

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