The Cool Entry 14th november 2014

Yo,

Happy Children's Day to all the dudes who are reading this and are below the age of 18, otherwise......welcome to a new post.

The day was kind of good for me (notice that I mentioned "kind of") and I did wear something that had some 'colour' or 'color' in them. The normal school dress has only one colour or color in them, that is the colour red that is present on our so called tie. The shirt, pant or shoes are either black or white or grey (black+white).

The dress which I was wearing was way cooler. The shirt was black and white, the tie was black, the pants were purple and orange and the shoes were black and red.

You should have seen the way I had carefully planned everything single thing. Yesterday night, 13th november, I was literally looking up on the internet for 'how to tie a tie'.

Dude, let me tell you one thing, there are a lot of jobless people out there because there were more than a million ways on how to tie a tie. Even more than educational videos.

Even after so much of research, my dad had to tie it eventually.

So, kids, here is a tip that can help you a lot in life, when some professionals offer you help, don't sweat it, just let them handle it 'cause if you try, nothing is going to change the final conclusion where the pro has to do every thing you had 'tried'.

After finishing the morning business, I opened to door and expected sunshine that would guide the way to a good day.

Unfortunately, it was raining.

I offered a trip to the so called bus stop, guided by my father and accompanied by my dearest friend, the umbrella.

The moment we stepped outside the house, it stopped raining, but it was still cloudy, so don't expect sunshine YET.

I reached the bus stop and boarded the bus.

I reached school.

There was a assembly programme that was presented to us by the teachers and it went pretty bad.

Let me explain.

We had assembled in the quadrangle for the programme. It took about 1 hour to settle as the small kids were with us.

After that, I did not know what the hell was going on, 'cause everyone was talking and I couldn't hear a single thing what THEY were talking. Occasionally, people started hooting for some reason I did not know why, so, like the cool dude, I also hooted.

The Cool Entry 6 november 2014

Yo,

Long time no read.

It is time to get started.

I woke up at about 6:45 this time. I know, last time I had mentioned that I am an organized dude but, you can't do the same stuff everyday. Except for Mr. Cadbury from Richie Rich, and Phileas Fogg from Jules Verne, have you ever heard about a guy doing the same thing everyday, well, answer THAT in the comments below.

I got dressed and went down for my meal I eat every single morning to get some energy inside me, or in short, breakfast. My mom gives me a lot and lot of stuff to eat. Specification: fruits.
But, I can't help it. I'm 12, in adolescence (cough, pimples, cough), so yeah.

I was getting so late that I had to carry 2 slices of apple in my very hands (yeah, not so cool)

The bus came, I went in, but unfortunately, I had to stand. Just so you know, I  was the only bugger in the bus who had to stand.

You see, there used to be too many people in the bus with the number 11, the one in which I travel. So, the people responsible for the bus' insurance decided to make another bus with the same route. Now there are 2 buses, 11 and 11A.

Unfortunately, 11A broke down, so the load was back on us, or should I say, ME.

Its actually kind of rare that our 18th century buses broke down, but let me explain what happened when our bus broke down last year.

In 2013,

I was in 6th standard back then, and a rule given to us was that for 6th and above have to come to school on saturdays.

I personally think that this particular school holds a grudge against me or something because as soon as I step into matters, some or the other thing goes wrong.

Anyway, so only 6 or 7 people from our bus used to come on a saturday so they sent us the small bus. The small bus was actually kind of 19th century, but it was still old, and the worst part, no radio.

Fortunately, the bus driver forgot to check the oil tank, 'cause the bus ran out of fuel in the middle of the road.

Now this is the funny part.

The driver used his phone from 600 BC to call the authorities. They sent a aunty on a scooter with a tank of oil.

After filling the oil, the aunty left the scooter there itself and boarded the bus.

When we were about to reach school, some idiot reminded her. So now we had to take a u-turn, get the scooter and get back to school.

Normally, we reach school at around 8:15 but this time, we reached at around 9:30.

End of flashback.

We reached school.

I think my school doesn't look like a school but a college from where William Shakespeare got his degree.
To make it more easy, our school looked ugly.

Our general assembly was over so I could enjoy my friends failing their assembly in peace (no offence if you are reading).

After that the periods came. First was social.

Man, it was not understandable (just a metaphor, I read the textbook when I get back home).

For term 1 we had an excellent teacher to teach us social but now, our teacher is somewhat unique. She has decided that she will do notes first and the explanation later. Well, that explains a LOT about 10 years of training ( the teacher only said it).

Partially, it wasn't her fault because she had asked us what to do. Now that explains a LOT MORE about 10 years of teaching.

So the so called geniuses of our class or to be more specific, girls, chose this option (no "no offence to these guys").

The boys could not, or should I say, did not complain about it 'cause we like to go with the flow.

Next up was Hindi.

We learned a new poem about some guy getting a twig stuck in his eye. I mean, seriously! Poets nowadays are literally jobless. I'll make up a poem on spot. Lets see if this bad boy gets in any textbook

                                                 I am a cool dude! woo! woo!
                                                     I like to write stuff! woo! woo!
                                              I also like reading books ! woo! woo!
                                                    Now I just made a poem! woo! woo!
                                                                                       -the coolest dude you've ever met or you ever will

See, that's what the whole concept.
On that, teachers expect to write about it and we expect them to give marks on it.
Even though we are super smart in some stuff but in the other categories, we are as dumb as a rock.

Next up was maths.

It was kind of boring 'cause everything the teacher was teaching us( the class) was already taught to me by the lady whom I know as mom.

Lets cut through the chase. Lunch break had begun.

Now every once in a while I start giggling about lunch break because of an incident that took place last year.
Here it goes.

In 2013,

We have a sports teacher in our school who keeps talking to girls, I mean, all the time. So one someone banged that guy on the head and he got a crazy idea. Just kidding, but the guy is nuts.

One day, after meditation (yeah, we have all of that stuff), it started pouring, so we had to wait till it stopped raining, so the teachers decided to play some songs for us. The only thing they did wrong, they gave this particular teacher to choose the song. So this teacher put some really unnatural song and started dancing on it.

Some teacher who is probably married and does not do dance well (I noticed) was dancing on a really unnatural song (I heard the lyrics).

All the kids from 8th standard were hooting and the vice principal started scolding that teacher in front of 4000 kids and more than 200 staff members out of which 150 were senior citizens.

I am pretty sure the principal must have pulled that teachers ear or shirt when we were not looking.

End of flashback

Now do you get the point ?

Moving on, we had our maths period, again.

We had to do some IMO problems. Lucky for me, I finished the problems before hand so I just read my garfield book.

Man, the book is just amazing, I have one next to me right now( time 9:49 pm)

Its just so innovative and funny, it bags 1st place in cool books.

Well thats the end of my day and my blog.

I got to go and eat some dinner.

Lucky for you I covered up almost everything today.

Just so you know, I have not mentioned my school's or guy's name 'cause I do not want to exploit them or anything, its just for fun.

Keep in mind that I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

PEACE

PS- Don't take the wrong meaning for the cool word.

The cool dude- 31 august 2014

Hey dude,                                                                                                                         9:28 PM

                This is my first ever...... what do you call it? Diary ? NO WAY! Its to girly, and I don't like girly, let's call it...... cool entry, all right. Welcome to my first swag entry. I know, its not such a good start but, its better than no swag entry. PS, for those of you who don't know, swag means cool, fantastic or you could just say awesome!

Today, I woke up at 6:35 in the morning. Have you ever noticed, that whenever you wake up and look at your wristwatch or wall clock, you see the same time every day? Well, if that happens to you, welcome to the life of the 'organized swag dude'.

I got dressed up and left for the bus stop. I met my friend there and we started talking about COC. If you don't know the full form of that, then go check it out on Google.....its swag.

The bus arrived at around 6:40, as usual and then we reached school around 8:00, as usual again.

I met my 'other' friend over there. He was wearing an Avengers jumper, which was not so swag actually, but it was OK.

We were actually doing the general assembly today, so I left my bag on the thing-that-looks-like-a-slab and got ready for the assembly, even though I wasn't actually doing anything today, but, you never know when the truck or the car or the swag car flips.

It was boring in the assembly, so lets just skip it for now. Later on, the co-coordinator of our school told us that class 7 and 8 were going to bunk all the periods. PS, I am in 7th.

She didn't actually say that, but she said something about

1. Today will be a holiday from next year
2. National Unity Day
3. Inter school competition
4. All day long
5. Class 7 and 8 will see it

So, technically, we bunk all the periods.

At 9:15, we all gathered in the auditorium to watch the 'program' or in my sense 'something-very-boring'.

My friend was in the competition, so lets call it 'something-not-so-very-boring'.

When the program started, there were songs, lamps and a lot of talking

There was not much to learn from the competition. It was like opening some random page of a book and start reading. You would not get anything right ? Well that is what was happening. Some random question were being asked and some random answers were being given (swag English, right?)

Anyways, lunch break arrived, and we came or 'assembled' in our classes to eat lunch. Then again we had to back to the auditorium for some rally. We had to stand in a long line, and I mean it, really LONG line, about 2 kilometers long. We had to march around the nearby mall.

It was kind of boring, so we just changed the so called words used for protest or awareness,

1. Original: Unity is strength
    Swag line: We want KFC

2. Original: Unity is strength, strength is unity
    Swag line: Chicken is good, chicken is KFC

3. Original: Unity is good, we want unity
    Swag line: KFC's good, we want KFC

So that is the end of my day in my school. After that I switch from swag mode to normal mode.

Just remember- Be swag, do swag stuff and keep peace

I'll see you swag dudes tomorrow.

PEACE

PS- I will write more blogs like this one from Monday to Friday, and Saturdays occasionally.

Some jokes you can't stop laughing about

1. There were 2 cavemen, Og and Gee.
    Og: Why  do we always eat sloths ?
    Gee: Because 'fast' food is bad for health.

2. Why did the man cut a hole in his umbrella?
     So he could see when it stops raining.

3. Why was Cinderella bad at football?
    Because her coach was a pumpkin.

4. Why was the thirsty alien on the internet?
    He was looking for the space bar (spacebar)

5. When does the sun rise ?
    When the moon sets.

6. Why was the Egyptian kid worried ?
    Because his dad was a mummy.

7. Once Mr. Grumpy went to buy a TV.
    Shopkeeper: This TV is so good that it can do half of your work for you
    Grumpy: In that case I will take two of them.

8. The kid asks his brother,
    Kid: Why can't I buy these toy shaped cookies?
    Brother: Because, on every single carton, it is written "Do Not Swallow"

9. What is a cow's favorite drink?
    Moose (mousse)

10. Where do computers dance?
       Disk-o

                                                          Thanks for reading
  

25 facts to blow your mind

Here are 25 facts to blow your mind.


1. "I am" is shortest complete sentence in english
2. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every single alphabet in english
3. Bruce Lee was strong enough to punch an average adult six inches away form him.
4. In 2178, pluto will complete its first orbit since it was discovered in 1878.
5. Albert Einstein was tricked into making the nuclear bombs detonated on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
6. There is a planet about 40 light years away, is made up of diamonds. The carbon on the planet must have got super heated into diamonds.
7. The letter 'J' does not appear in the periodic table.
8. Money is actually made of cotton.
9. The world record for the shortest poem is an 'm' with an extra hump. The runner up 'lighght'. No spelling mistake.
10.hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of big words.