(My narration of Horrid Henry, a TV show on Cartoon Network).
I will tell you what Henry said....
8/12/2009
Saturday
9:30pm (P.S my teacher gave me homework of a Diary Entry)
(Yuck, Gross)
If you are a nice kid who likes butterflies and a nice world with cute
stuff like my little WORM-LIKE “BROTHER” Peter, better not read the Diary
because I am Henry, King of the Kings. For example I was the one who gave Vasco
Da Gama the orders to start trading posts in India. He’s a kind of a
geek and keeps on talking in an “Italian style”.
Anyway, today was a bust. This morning, I wanted to sleep all day but
mum comes and tells me that I am going to a HOSTEL, but I had worse problems
than that, I am going to the hostel with STEVE. Steve is my monkey-faced
brother who is very stubborn and doesn’t share any of his toys. He lives with
Aunt Ruby in a big mansion.
I dashed out of my room and ran towards the door but dad caught me,
combed my hair and threw me in the car (not literally) with a tight seatbelt.
He told me that I was going to the hostel for 6MONTHS whether I liked it or
not.
Then
Dad sat in the driver’s seat and took off at a really high speed of 140kmph as
if he WANTED me to go to the hostel as soon as possible.
He dropped me off at “Tormentor’s Hostel” with Steve on the main door
of the rotten hostel.
Steve loves hostels because he gets
to sleep alone but if he was back in his mansion, his MOM would sleep WITH him.
The guards at the main door
opened the gate and we were in a jail. The place did not have even a bit of
light. The cabin windows and doors were locked with grey metal grills. The kids
over there were holding SCIENCE books and walking here and there.
I got so mad in finding
Tormentor’s cabin; I asked a kid where the cabin was. Everyone got silent and
pointed at the scariest cabin which was very dirty and “unhygienic”. I opened
the door while Steve was chattering and biting his fingers. I got GOOSEBUMPS because
it was -15 degree Celsius in the room.
Suddenly a dark and scary figure came in front of me and said,” Oh yes
I remember your dad giving me a cheque for giving you in this Hostel, Henry and
you Steve, I remember your mum coming to send you too in this hostel. Welcome
to Tormentor’s Hostel. Greetings for Horrid Henry and Stoppable Steve, It means
S-T-O-P-P-A-B-L-E stoppable, understood Steve.
Now, Stentorian will lead you to
your cabin, since you have come here for 6 months, I will offer you a Luxury
cabin. Stentorian, lead them to cabin CS 300 O-N 7TH floor -
building 1, got it, OK.” Stentorian was tall and cute lady wearing a black
suit. Steve was about to cry in shame and despair but I was emotionless.
Stentorian put handcuffs on our hands and took us into an elevator.
We reached the 7th floor but the place was a maze she took
us into doors and doors in which I started to feel dizzy. Finally we reached
room 300 in which I dashed in. I could see 2 blue colored beds, 2 desks beside
the beds and a lot of toys in which my name and Steve’s was printed on the
toys. The wall was painted dark blue in which a big explosion type picture was painted
on the wall. This might not look well, but it is beautiful from inside. We were
in neither paradise but like a house for a child to live a normal life.
I was jumping on the bed since stentorian left them in the room. I
loved MY room, but the OUTSIDE was worse than hell. The only thing was that
Steve was crying because Tormentor had scared him badly.
Then it was time to study.
Stentorian put up huge TV in the up-right-corner in which I could see
Tormentor. He said,”Had fun well, now it is time to study. Open up
your books and if you do well, my assistant will teach you magic.”
I always wanted to learn magic, but the
condition was to study hard, and I meant VERY HARD. My playing days were over
and I was thing to do something HORRID.
Back at Henry’s home……….
Peter was playing his music pretty well
but then he rushed to his mum and said,” MOOOOOOM, I am feeling bored. I want
Henry back in the house,”
But mum says,” Oh come on Peter, it was
your idea to send Henry to a Hostel.”
“But I just said 2 hours not 6 months”
“Yes, Peter but your dad thought that he
should learn some manners so we send him to a hostel”
“I want Henry back in the house or I will
become Horrid, and this time only I get the blame no one else”
“Oh no you’re not”
“Oh yes I am!”
Peter took away all the plates from the
basin and threw them on the ground. When mum saw the broken plates on the
ground and Peter’s angry face, she couldn’t scold him just like that. Mum
started to realize that he doesn’t hate but likes his brother.
Soon Peter walked away to his room,
crying.
Back at hostel….
Steve literally wanted to learn magic,
even I wanted too but the thing was what would I do with the magic, so better I
do something horrid. Horrid is in my pet name, Horrid Henry.
Stentorian gave us only2 questions of
MATHS, which was pretty gross and yuck. The first question was “What is 1+1=”
That was easiest question given to me,
but I just gave the answer”2”.
Then the next question was “what is 7-8”.
Of course I could answer that. I wrote “-1”.
When I showed Tormentor (displayed on TV)
the paper, he was pretty happy and said, “Well, you have proven that you are smart. Stentorian, lead them to
Mr. Gunsmith please.”
Then Stentorian said to Henry,” we must
wait for that boy over there, if he does well too, I can take both of you to
Mr. Gunsmith. No double work for me then.
In a flash of light Tormentor disappeared
from the screen. At that very moment, Steve turned to stone. Then Stentorian
said,” Oh he will be fine, just turned to stone until we come back from magic
uncle. Come on”
That is all for now come back to Horrid Henry part 2 and Horrid Henry
will be waiting
See You Soon! The end for now.
